Lauren

The fattest of chicks. Absolutely huge. Will eat your food if left unattended. Also hates fine arts and any pet or animal.

Oh shit, hide the food Lauren is coming.

by Geee Sauce November 1, 2023

Laurent

A person who exists but rarely leaves their cave (home), often leading a reclusive lifestyle, and is easily agitated, much like a wild animal.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you coming to the bbq?

Guy 2: Naaaa man, I have something.

Guy 1: C'mon buddy...don't be a Laurent

by Rastafarian man November 7, 2023

Lauren

A bitch

Lauren is a bitch.

by anonymously definition poster January 4, 2024

Lauren jones

Leader of the Shrewsbury gang

“I love the Shrewsbury gang, the leader is Lauren jones”

by Shrewsganglozjones January 30, 2024

Laurent

A person who is typically gay and unsure about his own appearence. He mostly wear outfits, which define his gayness moreover his attraction to objects. He probably turned this way, because his first gf broke up with him through a letter and his second gf was not satisfied by his 2 inch cock.

You see that guy over there?

-yeah?
-He is such a Laurent.

by TheLom January 31, 2024

Lauren

Lauren is someone who will make you feel differently. Not a bad different, but one you will feel with no one else. Don't get attached because it won't work out. But if you're lucky and it does. Cherish it, you'll never find it again.

Wow, Lauren is amazing!

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Lauren

A rude, back stabbing, fat shaming, lame, loser, no life, no friends, very dark, feet finder poster, crunchy braids, and all around a very bad person you shouldn’t hang around a Lauren especially IF THEYRE IN MILWAUKEE.

Girl 1- Did you see Lauren today?
Girl 2- yea she was kissing a new girl.

by Laurenbigbackhater101 November 19, 2023