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michael jordan

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.
by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018
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Jordan

Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.
by Jxrdz. May 12, 2020
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Jordan

- A man who loves native girls
- Will always run to God when there's relationship problems and never another woman.
- Puts others needs before his own
Man I wish there was a Jordan on every rez
by Native dictionary November 16, 2019
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Jordan Gonce

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.
Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog
by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021
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Jordan!

What everyone who knows anything about basketball yells when they shoot a fadeaway jump shot with a paper ball into the garbage can.
Jordan...Three!!

Jordan...nothing but net!!

Jordan!
by BDL#1 January 27, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan is a pimp, that’s all.
by CupOfJoe. November 22, 2021
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Jordan

A "Jordan" is someone who will never beat a "Tyler". There is no foreseeable path to victory for a Jordan when a Tyler is present.
"Man I really wish I hadn't met Tyler. Now I lose at everything when he's around."

-Jordan
by Bucfan56 January 22, 2021
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