jimmy jaw

a jimmy jaw is when someones jaw pertrudes out from there face into a pointing position

when someine has a under bite to the absolute extreme, you than refer to that as a jimmy jaw.

ex. katie had such an under bite that everyone says she has a jimmy jaw.

by Blairdeth January 7, 2009

jimeria

Something that is very rare to find, very valuable.

One in a million

He always wanted a Jimeria to feel complete in life.

by Blackredstarr December 20, 2016

Jimmy Hands

An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.

I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.

Uncle Carl

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Jimmi Simpson

The greatest actor who ever lived, period. He once got into a wrestling match with Lawrence Olivier and defeated him by using only a water bottle. He's known for his tumultuous and arduous love affair with Constantin Stanislavsky, and is rumored to have inspired Constantin to write "An Actor Prepares". Since he is an immortal god of theatre, he has taken on many stage names over the last few hundred years to keep things "fresh as fuck" in his own words. Some of his known past stage names are listed as: Shirley Temple, George Clooney, Charlie Chapman, Bette Davis, Sophia Loren, John Wayne, Clark Gable, Fred Astaire, Ava Gardner, Vivien Leigh, Heady Lamar, Ginger Rogers, and James Dean to name a few. It is even rumored he was actually Lawrence Olivier, and his stage combat skills were so evolved for the time, he was actually able to stage the entire wrestling scene with the water bottle with just himself. A true pioneer of method acting, and substitution, his portfolio is so inspirational, its memorization, and reenactment is required at most esteemed acting colleges and accredited trade schools. Bennington College even created a major in honor of his life, and accomplishments. His material is also covered in most culinary classes in New Jersey. There are additionally rumors of him being directly related to a Sphinx. As well as strong evidence supporting his connection to the infamous unicorn long boarding gang " Horn-rash".

"Just remember, when you can't find the right connection to support your character's choice of motive, just ask yourself... "What kind of burrito is Jimmi Simpson eating right now? " Your reasoning should then make more sense"

"I want my audition to be Jimmi Simpson level awesome!!!"

"Your homework this week is to study and prepare famous scenes from history that titan Jimmi Simpson has popularized during the last century. Be prepared to receive a score sheet containing your results after your performances next class."

Can alternatively be used as a substitute for: "cry: to cry" "glitter popcorn" and "to fall on the ground and never move again"

by Barbara Barbara March 4, 2017

Jima

A girl like no other. She ain't a quarter, she's a full dollar. She's beautiful in every ways, her laughter, her smiles. She's timid and a bit emo but she's got brains so if you crush on her, she'll probably find out. She plays it cool and everybody likes her, but only the Lord knows what's in her maze-like mind. And you absolutely won't believe it if she tells you she likes you, 'cause she's just too damn perfect.

A : I think imma confess to Amber.
B : Oh that's a bad idea dude
A : Why, 'cause she's a Jima? Yeah i think so too. Bloody me won't have a chance yep nvm

by _ku110 April 22, 2018

jimilyah

Jimilyah is a very sweet, intelligent, smart, athletic, smart girl. She is very attractive and has a very bright future and is the funniest person you'll ever meet!

Jimilyah is looking mighty fine today.

by wavertopsports2121 May 21, 2018

jimmyjomslimjimjimjamjames

The guy who can do it all. He is a clarinet player and is a boss. Everyone likes him. He is the coolest.

jimmyjomslimjimjimjamjames jumped in a volcano

by JBETJ December 12, 2018