Irish Unicorning

stealing your irish flatmates strap on and dildo and proceeding to strap it onto a drunk persons forehead so they look like a unicorn.

Tori: Liv is drunk, quick irish unicorning her!

by Irish Unicorn October 25, 2013

irish muckbang

the act of an ‘irish muckbang’ is where in an orgy 3 simultaneous alabama hotpockets are preformed.

man that irish muckbang was crazy last night

by spicycheetoYSL August 06, 2019

Irish Jack

A person who always exits prematurely.

Did he last long? No he Irish Jacked all over my shirt.

by sooosalty December 19, 2016

irish pumpkin

pumpkin with small stem

big irish pumpkin with a very small stem

by big irish daddy d October 19, 2010

irish breakfast

Refers to the act of cracking an egg into a pint of Guinness

"What are you doing with that egg,,, oh GOD!!!"
"It's called an Irish Breakfast yeah!"

by SWHustles April 10, 2016

Irish Virgin

The common definition of a sexually active person who has yet to be abused by a member of the catholic church.

She may be a slag and go like the clappers but she's an Irish Virgin.
Must be something wrong with her

by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

Irish Door

A drunk person's butthole.

Guy: God, that chick is drunk!
Creeper: See if you can get her in her irish door.

by OrdinaryFreak101 June 13, 2011