Irish Jack

A person who always exits prematurely.

Did he last long? No he Irish Jacked all over my shirt.

by sooosalty January 29, 2017

irish breakfast

Refers to the act of cracking an egg into a pint of Guinness

"What are you doing with that egg,,, oh GOD!!!"
"It's called an Irish Breakfast yeah!"

by SWHustles June 16, 2016

Irish Bidet

To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with

I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet

by Skinny Junior December 30, 2021

Irish Virgin

The common definition of a sexually active person who has yet to be abused by a member of the catholic church.

She may be a slag and go like the clappers but she's an Irish Virgin.
Must be something wrong with her

by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

Irish Unicorning

stealing your irish flatmates strap on and dildo and proceeding to strap it onto a drunk persons forehead so they look like a unicorn.

Tori: Liv is drunk, quick irish unicorning her!

by Irish Unicorn October 26, 2013

irish muckbang

the act of an ‘irish muckbang’ is where in an orgy 3 simultaneous alabama hotpockets are preformed.

man that irish muckbang was crazy last night

by spicycheetoYSL August 6, 2019

Irish blessing

An Irish blessing is when you get cursed out by someone (usually for messing up).

Jonathon messed up so bad, Marc gave him an Irish blessing.

by TyOshea October 28, 2013