Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009
Get the Cream cheesing her bagelmug. To break up with a woman in such a smooth, pimp-like fashion it leaves her feeling great about it. Taken Humphrey Bogart's epic cinematic breakup at the end of Casablanca, where Rick puts Ilsa on the plane with her husband after boning her all week long.
Louis: What happened to that chick you were with last night in Rick's Cafe?
Bogart: Oh that bitch? I told fed her some lines about Paris and put her on the plane with Laszlo . Now let's do some shots of jack and go party with these hookers.
Bogart: Oh that bitch? I told fed her some lines about Paris and put her on the plane with Laszlo . Now let's do some shots of jack and go party with these hookers.
by Mightyh0rse November 28, 2010
Get the Put her on the plane with Laszlomug. by whoneedsbevel November 10, 2008
Get the i'd break her pelvismug. 1) An act of intense, aggressive, passionate, deep penetrating, hardcore, sexual intercourse where the female partner is overwhelmed to the point of orgasm, leaving her with a "pleasant soreness" in her lower regions. And also usually accompanied with massive cream pie spills.
2) A Massive usually uncontrollable cream pie bombing accompanied with deep penetrating thrusts and spills.
2) A Massive usually uncontrollable cream pie bombing accompanied with deep penetrating thrusts and spills.
1) No man I couldn't settle for just banging her. Not the way that she had me going, so I went and spent all of last night making sure that I blew her guts out. She can't seem to thank me enough for that kind of sex.
2) That chick is way too much hotness man, I found my self blowing her guts out, when she told me not to. I couldn't help it man.
2) That chick is way too much hotness man, I found my self blowing her guts out, when she told me not to. I couldn't help it man.
by Demented Definitions December 20, 2010
Get the blowing her guts outmug. I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.
by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015
Get the Hoof Her in the Front Buttmug. A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.
by he-jonathan May 5, 2021
Get the shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)mug. after receiving oral sex to orgasm, the act of slapping the girl's forehead with the end of your penis, leaving the last remnants of semen stuck to her. the end product can be described as a "pale tika" or an "imitation bindi."
dude, your mom gives great head, but if she tooths my pecker again i'm going to mark her with the eye of the beast.
by hal_williamson January 18, 2004
Get the mark her with the eye of the beastmug.