Friday

Fridays are for pity sex, after all it’s the end of the week. On Fridays you can have sex with no strings, you can fuck all friday and no one will care! You can try anal or you can simply just give someone a bj- after all it’s friday!

Girl 1: I think i’m gonna do something tonight

Girl 2: What you gonna do?

Girl 1: I’m gonna try Anal with my BF!
Girl 2: I’m gonna give someone a blowjob, i don’t even care, i’m horny!

Girl 1: After all it’s friday who cares!

by anonymous_5431 October 29, 2020

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For some a day to pray while for others the start of a weekend Fridays are sure the days you can mess around in bed and outside

Girlfriend/Boyfriend:babe its Friday, Doggy style?
Friend:yo its Friday lets play Fortnite

by ThinkOutSideTheNoodles May 8, 2018

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Rebecca Black's worst song, a lot of people sent death threats to her.

If you force me to listen to friday, I'd go insane.

by A dying goat August 20, 2017

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Everyone says Friday is awesome because it's the day before the weekend and all bit to me it can be torture. Sweating yourself in for six hours at school knowing that when the bell rings your weekend will start but you feel like a mess in the meanwhile.

Damn, I know you love Fridays and all, but part of it is non-weekend heart stab.

by Oiled November 7, 2011

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