february 11 

February 11 is national 'piss off' day.

tell the person you hate most one february 11 to iss off.

person a: "i really dont like leah"
person b: "its national 'piss off' day on february 11, tell her to piss off!"
person a: "okay!!"

february 11 by dinosuga February 11, 2022

February 14 

The sexiest motherfucker was born on this day Forget about Valentine he will be your valentine

:"Hey! Do you wanna be my Valentine?i am lonely you know"
:"In your dreams my Jamal is here for me everytime i need him
:"Wow silly me ofc he is damn i am so stupid He is too hot to resist I think i am gay for him

:"As you should, adios i am going to spend my best February 14 th with Jaehyun

February 14 by ShiningCzen February 12, 2022

February 14 

National chase your short friend day

“You know what day it is?”
“What.. oh no! February 14th!”

February 14 by wish sister sentbyjesys February 12, 2022

February 13

The day when you have to call or ft your girlfriend and say 4 things to her:
1) will you be my valentine
2) i love you
3) you're beautiful
4) when are you free to go on a date

YOU HAVE TO DO IT!

guy calls gf: hey it's february 13 so I have 4 things to say
gf: ok...
Guy: I love you. You are so beautiful, will you be my valentine?

Gf: Aww, thanks. And, yes!
Guy: When are you free? I want to take you on a date.

February 13 by roseandbennett43v3r! February 12, 2022

February 14 

The day where you must kiss your significant other. I don't care where you guys are, kiss them! If you kiss them in front of friends or at school, you get double points...

Girl: *kisses SO*
SO: Aww, thanks. That was amazing. But why was it so important to be in front of all our friends?
Girl: Because it's February 14
SO: Well thanks. I loved it
Girl: Of course! I love you

February 14 by roseandbennett43v3r! February 12, 2022

February 14th 

Valentines Day, but also the day your probably gonna ask you crush out

You: Oh, it’s February 14th!
Time to ask my crush out!

*First Recess*

You: Hey crush, will you be my valentine?
crush: fuck no you ugly pervert

February 14th by mxrsh February 13, 2022

February 13

the day you have to text your crush or boyfriend something spicy before valentines day could be anything

Kendall: oh crap its February 13 , i forgot to text my boyfriend

(idk what to write)

February 13 by xxurgayxx February 13, 2022