C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.
Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks
C2:
Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks
C2:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 08, 2021
Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 09, 2021
a german smoothie company that sells overpriced smoothie. Only rich people drink it because that shit is fcking expensive.
by xFlorian27x March 22, 2023
by Skinny Junior January 05, 2022
The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
by DTune February 11, 2025
by Mol5on September 11, 2021
"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."
by Salad-Lover September 08, 2020