prong eye

Prong Eye : penis to retina contact.

Reece - Hey Celina what happened to your eye it looks like a sty.
Celina - Nah it’s prong eye.

by DoogsystuckitinherBoogsy July 4, 2018

Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.

"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."

by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011

Spaff eye

1) To ejaculate in someone's eyes

2) Struggling to open your eyes having just had them cum on or in.

"Simon. Please give me Spaff Eye" said Kat.

by slg69 November 6, 2019

addie eyes

When someone abuses Adderall (addies), you get distorted vision, and light sensitivity, due to your gigantic pupils. Saying you have addie eyes is saying your eyes are fucked up due to adderall.

person 1: "Dude you okay? You're squinting a lot and stuff."
person 2: "Yeah I'm good I just have addie eyes. My pupils are so big the light burns."
adderall meth pupils Addies study drug drugs abuse of drugs

by midnightrise May 3, 2016

Boobly-Eyes

When a sexy woman wears a set of googly-eyes as pasties, and then while you are having sex, the eyes swirl like tassels and her laughter causes her pelvic floor muscles to contract giving you an amazing orgasm.

I was able to hold out until she slapped the boobly-eyes on and I laughed and growled and screamed her name all at the same time.

by kinkybabysteps March 29, 2022

eye water

Tears

The movie had very sad ending. They was a lot of eye water!

by Tigress1000 November 19, 2016

Iron Eyes

A game played over IM between two insanely bored people. The first person says a dirty term and the second person must google image search that term (with safesearch filters off). Then the second person must send the first person a direct link to the picture to prove that they looked at it. After enough omg's, wtf's, and :O's, the second person will give the first person another dirty term and vice versa.

This game can seriously disturb, destroy, and lower your moral values.

player1: wanna play iron eyes?
player2: okay.
player1: fat hentai chicks
player2. WTF
player1: do it you pussy
player2: ok ok hld on

(a minute later)

player2: WTF
player1: hahahahahah
player2: (link to picture)
player2: ok my turn
player2: ghetto cock

you get the drill

by xmetal May 14, 2009