Dutch Horse shoe

A drinking game that involves playing with a frisbee, a dowel rod stuck into the ground and a pop can. Put the pop can on the rod and stick it into the ground. stand like 20 feet away and throw the frisbee at the can. If you miss, you drink. Play it with your friends who are too messed up to throw a frisbee, and they get trashed.

I played dutch horse shoe with my friends and they spewed all over the place.

by dippin' dan October 12, 2009

Dutch Donkey Punch

A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.

So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.

by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010

Double Dutch

Verb meaning:
When a guy hooks up with two girls that know each other in one weekend while simultaneously playin them both into thinkin they mean something to him.

guy 1: damn dude you really double dutched those girls this

weekend. neither of them knew you were just lookin to get some dome

Guy 2: whatever dude i can do what i want bitches aint shit

by The Wizard Troop March 22, 2010

dutch work out

Plain insanity

Dude, that's totally dutch work out!

by Radjin May 31, 2017

Dutch clam feast

The act of preforming cunnilingus on a woman under the covers while she proceeds to Dutch oven you.

Fred: Hey Pete how was your date with Jenna last night?
Pete: It was pretty good, i had a Dutch clam feast.

by Jackie rose November 4, 2021

Dutch Dirt Devil

Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.

Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"

by MacHout June 16, 2014

Dutch pole vault

Inserting a tube anally to relieve flatulence

I haven’t farted for a week so I scheduled a Dutch pole vault.

by Jerdie September 23, 2020