traitorous colonial

a British term for a Canadian or American of English/Scottish/Irish/Welsh descent who came to the future Canada/United States prior to the US War of Independence and never left back home when The United States was formed

when I told someone in an online chatroom the other day that i was a white Canadian male, i was shocked when they called me a traitorous colonial when I'm not even British but white East European.

by Sexydimma January 23, 2017

mental colonoscopy

digging a memory from deep inside the cerebral cortex...almost like pulling it out of your rectum

I can't believe you remembered our childhood phone number...it's like you performed a mental colonoscopy.

by Ed Norton 1313 February 17, 2017

homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)

Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.

by LandCan April 20, 2018

getting colonial

This term is used for when a white male is sexually attracted to a black female

That boy is getting colonial!

by Creativity May 1, 2018

merick colson

Is a word to describe depression

Merick colson

by Fififkfkckckvkvk May 2, 2018

The Colonel Sanders

As your girl lays down she asks you what kind of chicken you want in a sexy voice and then you reply and tell her you want the 8 piece bucket. She takes off her clothes and you start titty fucking both breasts, then her pull out and jizz on them, reload and start fucking her between the legs and jizz on them and then reload and fuck her between her thighs similar to titty fuck style and you jizz on them and while she is still wearing her maxi pad, have her keep it in her vagina and when you're about to bust a nut pull out and jizz on her wings in order to complete the 8 piece meal.

I just gave my girl The Colonel Sanders and she told me it was finger licking good.

by nflfanatic4life May 30, 2018

Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.

by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018