by mr. insentia November 17, 2017
Get the clam bashing mug.male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?
male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.
male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.
by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012
Get the clam guards mug.When a femal teabags a male to show power and lack of fucks to give she places the clam on face of male equaling a clam slam
by Clam slam July 3, 2017
Get the Clam slam mug.by JDubya67 June 11, 2019
Get the battered clam mug.Term used when your fellow Bro's and yourself go out pussy hunting in other words Snatchin' Clam with immense swag.
Bro 1: Dude, see that fine peice of clam.
Bro 2: Yeah Bro 1, I would def fornicate with her lady parts.
Bro 1: I would also fornicate with her, lets go Clam Snatchin' and get a peice of dat.
Bro 2: Yeah Bro 1, I would def fornicate with her lady parts.
Bro 1: I would also fornicate with her, lets go Clam Snatchin' and get a peice of dat.
by PMONEY $wagger June 23, 2011
Get the Clam Snatchin' mug.The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
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