Chris Brown 

Beating the hell out of someone

"He made me so mad that I Chris Browned his ass"

Chris Brown by Big Pete house of munch March 22, 2009

chris benoit 

Chris benoit was one of the greatest wrestlers in WWE history. He was a quiet guy, yet had great mic. skills. He competed in a triple threat match with triple h and shawn michaels at wrestlemania 20, where he finally won the championship belt. It is considered one of the best wrestlemanias WWE has ever had. I will always remember him for his talent, determination and skill. Chris benoit, his wife nancy and son daniel were found dead on june 25, 2007. It was officially ruled a double murder-suicide. When I remember chris, I choose to remember him as a good guy and a great entertainer. I will never understand why things went down this way and why he chose this but I will also never be able to hate him, based on the amount of brain damage he had.

Chris benoit lives on in my memories. Whenever I watch his tributes, it makes me cry: I [miss seeing him compete. May chris benoit, daniel benoit and nancy benoit R.I.P

chris benoit by truefan February 23, 2009

chris crocker 

a flamingly gay teenage boy who honestly thinks he's a woman and who came into the public's eyes, unfortunately, via his infamous and unintentionally hilarious "leave britney alone!" youtube video in which he throws the most homosexual temper tantrum i've ever seen about people giving britney spears her well-deserved criticism. the awesome irony of this is that the kid doesn't even realize britney spears more than likely doesn't give a flying fuck about him and possibly even views him as a potential psychotic murder-suicide attempt. although the death of either would bring tears of happiness to millions worldwide.

chris crocker filmed himself making out with his brother in one of his videos and said "who cares about 9/11?" in another.

chris crocker is now famous for the same reasons people stop to stare at a car accident.

chris crocker is an embarrassment to britney spears fans (all 3 of them), to america, and to humanity in general.

PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS VIDEOS OR WATCH HIS UPCOMING SHOW.

chris crocker by silly hats only October 5, 2007

Chris Brown 

(verb); an action in which a man beats the nappiness out of a bitch while performing another task (ie. beating the shit out of Rhianna while driving). The person who implements this action usually tries to justify it by blaming it on witnessing past domestic violence within the family. Chris Browning most commonly occurs in urban areas and trailer parks, but is not limited to these areas.

1) My friend Tyrese Chris Browned his girlfriend Sheneneh while drinking a Colt 45 because she didn't fry the chicken right.

2) John Deere Chris Browned his sister Desiree while driving his tractor because she hoed around with his cousins.

Chris Brown by The Hoovester March 6, 2009

Chris Brown'd 

noun

Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.

Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.

Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown

Girl: I got Chris Brown'd last night by my boyfriend! I didn't think he had it in him.

OR

Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.

Chris Brown'd by Miraxe February 16, 2009

Chris Jackson

a grungy,nasty,lazy,emo,bunk individual.

something that is bunk. also known as messed up.

That t-shirt is so Chris Jackson.(adj.)

Its pretty Chris Jackson in here,lets leave.

Chris Jackson by brody giger January 16, 2008

"Chris Brown" 

giving your girl-friend/wife a beat down.

yo woman, if you don't stop yapping your mouth I'm gonna "Chris Brown" your ass!

"Chris Brown" by DH is my name! March 10, 2009