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Chocolate foot

The act of forcefully sticking ones foot up anothers ass repeatedly.
Bill - "Hey how was your date with Julie?"
Jim - "It was good until she gave me the chocolate foot."
by Hank Dangalow May 4, 2011
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Chocolate Bagpipes

Where a circumcised male has anal sex with another person, the other person farts and the air escapes up through the urethra and fills the scrotum with air causing a phenomenon known as the 'Chocolate Bagpipes'

Also see Chocolate Blowfish.
Tim: "Man, last night I was rockin' Jemma's can and she farted and gave me a mad case of the Chocolate Bagpipes"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"
by Raging Erections March 23, 2011
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chocolate wheeto

Ohh For Gods Sake Shuv Your Stupid Ideas Up Your Chocolate Wheeto!
by Chazzi December 7, 2006
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chocolate donut

When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.
After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."
by Norman Bangs June 1, 2013
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Pocket Chocolate

"I was prairie dogging on the way home and got stuck in traffic, ended up with a little pocket chocolate."

"Don't worry, it's just some pocket chocolate."
by Lunaalala November 10, 2019
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chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.
"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."
by Hannawana April 23, 2007
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Chocolate Triangle

The only feasible way for three men to eat each others ass.

where the three men in question are in a triangle formation with asses on each others faces.

Can be attempted whilst flat on the ground or more ambitiously in a 3D method
Hey Tom and Patrick can i have a chocolate triangle with you guys ???

Yeah sure
by SGTKM October 3, 2009
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