Chocolate Cakester

When a white guy fucks someone in the ass and lets them shit on his dick while its still inside, then he waits for it to harden before pulling out.

Dave: Fuck man, my dick stinks.

Andy: Why dude?

Dave: Me and the old lady felt adventerous last night, so I tried getting a chocolate cakester.

by that fat fuck Will January 13, 2009

chocolate fringe

Someone's backside pubes that's covered in human decafitation and is quite long to resemble a fringe.

"Ewww, that guy's got a chocolate fringe hanging out of his arse!"

by mcwhy? November 13, 2006

Chocolate Apples

Inserting the mans testicles into the females rectum, then once ready the testicles are pulled upward and if done right makes a "popping" sound as if opening a cork bottle, then yell BOOYAHHH!!

BOOOYAAHH!!! how you like them chocolate apples?

by Boooyahh!!! December 16, 2008

Chocolate Bagpipes

Where a circumcised male has anal sex with another person, the other person farts and the air escapes up through the urethra and fills the scrotum with air causing a phenomenon known as the 'Chocolate Bagpipes'

Also see Chocolate Blowfish.

Tim: "Man, last night I was rockin' Jemma's can and she farted and gave me a mad case of the Chocolate Bagpipes"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"

by Raging Erections March 23, 2011

chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.

"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."

by Hannawana April 23, 2007

Chocolate Triangle

The only feasible way for three men to eat each others ass.

where the three men in question are in a triangle formation with asses on each others faces.

Can be attempted whilst flat on the ground or more ambitiously in a 3D method

Hey Tom and Patrick can i have a chocolate triangle with you guys ???

Yeah sure

by SGTKM October 3, 2009

Chocolate Bagel

Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.

Guy or girl: Hey baby, I'm craving some chocolate bagel.

by Booty_Ninja October 17, 2010