-Hey man! Make sure to toss the candy b4 them hoes get herrrr!
-Throw the candy and or "toss the candy" to make the bully go away
-Throw the candy and or "toss the candy" to make the bully go away
by annamarialilac November 1, 2009

by pearlice November 15, 2007

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.
-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"
-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006

by hereandthere May 17, 2003

When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.
My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.
by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

A cocktail made from one part gin, one part Campari, one part red vermouth, a bit of LSD and a quarter gram of Dutch MDMA.
by Walloping Willow February 27, 2019
