Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020

The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.

Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"

by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

Hot coffee stick

When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth

She loves giving hot coffee sticks out.

by Terror 007 June 18, 2023

blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Coffee

An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.

“I met this guy, he’s a total Coffee.”

by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021

Coffee Scenario

When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.

Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.

by PleaseJustGoHome March 18, 2011

Shearer's coffee

Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.

AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.

Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'

by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022