A christmas blog:

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provides lists of christmas carols and songs, christmas tree ideas, card designs, wallpapers, photos and lyrics.
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Spreading Christmas Cheer
by feliznavidad May 07, 2012
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Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)
I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.
by itsmenotjames December 08, 2024
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Christmas Attack Zone

the tenth episode of the fifth season of the American television comedy series 30 Rock, and the 90th overall episode of the series.
Christmas Attack Zone was written by 30 Rock story editor Tracey Wigfield,2 her first episode for the fifth season, and her fourth writing credit overall after "Jackie Jormp-Jomp", "Future Husband", and "Don Geiss, America and Hope
by SPrice1980 May 13, 2023
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christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January
Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"
by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017
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What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?
David from the Christmas Carol is gay
by PionelPessiGhosted February 29, 2024
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Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.
“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”
by raunchyraul December 28, 2021
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Christmas Hampered

A person or person's who suffered from sexual abuse/harassment
"When you where working at the brothel you got Christmas Hampered a lot"
by Four Square January 17, 2024
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