Chocolate Apples

Inserting the mans testicles into the females rectum, then once ready the testicles are pulled upward and if done right makes a "popping" sound as if opening a cork bottle, then yell BOOYAHHH!!

BOOOYAAHH!!! how you like them chocolate apples?

by Boooyahh!!! December 16, 2008

chocolate fringe

Someone's backside pubes that's covered in human decafitation and is quite long to resemble a fringe.

"Ewww, that guy's got a chocolate fringe hanging out of his arse!"

by mcwhy? November 13, 2006

Chocolate Bagpipes

Where a circumcised male has anal sex with another person, the other person farts and the air escapes up through the urethra and fills the scrotum with air causing a phenomenon known as the 'Chocolate Bagpipes'

Also see Chocolate Blowfish.

Tim: "Man, last night I was rockin' Jemma's can and she farted and gave me a mad case of the Chocolate Bagpipes"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"

by Raging Erections March 23, 2011

chocolate nutcracker

A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.

Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.

by Dance Explo September 17, 2013

chocolate wheeto

Another world for arse hole.

Ohh For Gods Sake Shuv Your Stupid Ideas Up Your Chocolate Wheeto!

by Chazzi December 7, 2006

chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.

"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."

by Hannawana April 23, 2007

Chocolate Triangle

The only feasible way for three men to eat each others ass.

where the three men in question are in a triangle formation with asses on each others faces.

Can be attempted whilst flat on the ground or more ambitiously in a 3D method

Hey Tom and Patrick can i have a chocolate triangle with you guys ???

Yeah sure

by SGTKM October 3, 2009