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Chinese butthole torture

Chinese butthole torture) is a circular usually black with spikes around it.. they stick on to someone’s butthole just to torture them.. or most often they are forced but that is not science and do not look this up on the internet other than here because you will get Chinese Anal porn)
That Chinese butthole torture got stuck in my ass! And it hurts!
by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022
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Walnut in chinese

Hu tao is how to say walnut in chinese. But its also Hu Tao (Chinese: 胡桃 Hú Táo) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.

Hu Tao's antics and eccentricity belies her role as the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and her talent as a poet. Nevertheless, she treats the parlor's operations with utmost importance, and holds funeral ceremonies with the highest dignity and solemnity.
Xiao is better than hu tao because her name means walnut in Chinese. Pull for xiao instead.
by XiaoAteSnow April 12, 2023
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Used when you mean the exact opposite of what you say beforehand.

Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.

Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
by K. C. Austin February 21, 2023
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Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers
I got go get my Chinese finger fuck
by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023
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Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not
by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022
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Chinese Rapunzel

Long armpit hair on a woman, especially of Chinese descent.
Mei was wearing a tank top at school today and so I could see her long armpit hair. Talk about a bad case of Chinese Rapunzel.
by Naddy Quasar June 18, 2011
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Chinese Blowfish

The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"
by GUMBLEBEAST May 15, 2021
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