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candy cunt

1) A pussy that looks so good and tastes so good, you could definites have it all day long.

2) A pussy that feels so good, it gives you the shivers when you hit it or lick it.
3) A hoe that is so sweet, you have to take advantage of her.
4) A hoe that gives it to you so good, you feel sugary inside and out. You tend to lose control and feel
like you are levitating, and all you can sense is that that cunt feels or tastes so good.
5) Sex that feels so good, you get excited when you get to do it all over again. It makes you feel like a kid in a candy shop.
1) Last night when I was with Anna, I found out she has a candy cunt.
2) Last night, I walked in on Tina and I saw that pussy. She definitely has a candy cunt.
3) Angela is a candy cunt. I want to hit it in the worst way!
4) I was in Jessica last night. Man, you should definitely hit that candy cunt!
5) Last night, I was at the club and hit the jackpot. I hit the candy cunt jackpot for real!
candy cunt by Thotcrates October 3, 2016

Candy Flip Negroni 

A cocktail made from one part gin, one part Campari, one part red vermouth, a bit of LSD and a quarter gram of Dutch MDMA.
I was wigging so hard after that candy flip negroni last night I thought I was in Delta Force.

Candyland 

The sudden burst of flavor realized while providing oral pleasure to a male’s rear orifice, most commonly in the form of a maraschino Cherry, but may vary due to local customs and cultural nuances.
I was eating dat ass, and after a short period, candyland had been reached.

And then unexpectedly, I stumbled upon candyland whilst tongue deep in dat ass.

The Candy Machine 

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out
Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down
The Candy Machine by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

Shoulder Candy 

When a male/female is with someone way out of their league.
Seal with Heidi Klum. Heidi is Shoulder Candy
Shoulder Candy by faustzeno October 22, 2009

poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.
Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.
poon candy by cracker08 January 22, 2010