Butt pocket

A butt pocket is similar to an asshole. Butt pocket is an insult for someone being absent minded or ignorant. Some one being irritating or annoying would be considered a butt pocket. A butt pocket is just an insult.

Joseph Graham is a totally butt pocket.

by Notisaaclong420 January 16, 2015

butt wand

1. slang for penis or dildo which has been or will be used in anal sex.

2. an excellent name for people who fuck others over. (see prick, asshole, douche and their variant forms)

1. i work at a porn store selling handcuffs and butt wands to people.

2. my boss at the porn store is a total butt wand.

by Vulva Hammer May 7, 2011

Butt-house

The anus where illicit drugs are smuggled, usually by a non-smoking American with a mustache who occasionally wears capes and Canadian toques.

"What are you going to do if we can't get weed in over spring break Bobby Brown? No problem, I always have my butt-house."

by RowdyMcRICH May 30, 2012

Crinkle butt

My best friends butt

Abbey has a crinkle butt

by Ratchet hat October 8, 2021

Chowda Butt

Someone who's butt has the similar consistancy of clam chowder. aka-lumpy butt.

"Hey, look at that chowda butt. It jiggles like jelly on a hot summer day."

by OnesyPJs January 27, 2010

butt-titude

The relation and/or pertaining to a butt.

Try to achieve maximum butt-titude while taking this picture.

by Ryan B. June 6, 2003

butt splatter

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.

Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.

by BG Thomas May 4, 2008