The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.
by mighty-coon April 7, 2011
Get the Fan Blastedmug. by Holythunder October 15, 2017
Get the BLASTEDmug. When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
Get the jet blast in the assmug. The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.
"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"
by sigma_man January 18, 2024
Get the sigma blastmug. Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.
Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."
by ScootyKart December 17, 2023
Get the Baja Blastedmug. Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
Person 2: what?
Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!
Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-
Person 2: You have autism.
by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025
Get the Blasting trackmug. by ocbrayan September 5, 2021
Get the Nozzie blastmug.