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HA-blast

a ha-blast or HA-blast (if accented) is a quick flurry of H's and A's to express laughter via netmeeting. Occurs mostly while at work to limit the time the chat window is open and limiting the chance of getting busted by the boss.

Based on the concept of a single stroke blast-beat.
anon: oh man, that hurt!
me: HAHAHAHA

also can be used in place of HA's
e.g.

anon: I just got busted by the boss
me: <HA-blast>
by MeerkatBikinis April 17, 2011
mugGet the HA-blastmug.

gator blast

The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.
I’m gonna gator blast the fuck out of her when I see her in Atlanta.
by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022
mugGet the gator blastmug.

No mask, no blast.

In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.
It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.
by Tuguit September 24, 2020
mugGet the No mask, no blast.mug.

Arctic Finger Blast

After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.
I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.
by IbeDustin December 24, 2022
mugGet the Arctic Finger Blastmug.

Bear-Blasting

When two fat gay guys rub their hairy bellies together.
When I went to the basement I caught Gary and Chris Bear-Blasting!
by BigTIceman March 22, 2022
mugGet the Bear-Blastingmug.

thermotic blast

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction
my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race
by Nirotic December 19, 2018
mugGet the thermotic blastmug.

Buffalo Blast

The act of ejaculating on to you or your partners buffalo wings for extra flavor
Want me to buffalo blast your wings baby?
by buffybill August 1, 2018
mugGet the Buffalo Blastmug.

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