ashlea

god...thats it
considered by many to be the reincarnation of the lord

Ashlea saved the world from the apocalypse

by ashlea worshipper January 6, 2008

ashlee simpson

some talentless chick caught lip-synching on LIVE tv...what a dumbass...she had the nerve to blame her band for playing the wrong so ng..then she put a statement on her website saying she had to lip-synch because of, as she wrote it, acid "refux"...she was also booed offstage at the Orange Bowl Halftime show...she makes lame-ass attempts at being punk or tomboyish...she got her own fucking show for no fucking reason...

"hi im jessica simpsons little sister, because im related to someone only slightly talented i should be rewarded with my own show and record contract, even though i suck"

by Mr. Ed March 8, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

A lip syncer on snl... Looks like shit! no talent, acid-reflex is bull shit!!!!! And plus who the fuck messes up with Lip syncing...... AND BLAMBS HER FUCKING band, its bad enofgh they have to play in ur band.!

Nothing like Jessica! "my career is falling into 'peices pieces' of me". SHe should be a whore

by Fujed November 2, 2004

anshley

Anshley is a name of a beautiful girl that won't take shit from anyone. She trys to stay positive about everything in life . she is very caring and there for others . she has a really big heart

"Have you met Anshley?"

"No I heard she's really nice tho."

by Mm5104 April 15, 2017

Ashlee

Ashlee maskel
I love you and have since primary school you are funny, weird and smart you are the person that I want to spend the rest of my life with
I Love You Ashlee

Ashlee you are the greatest

by Kiper12 May 10, 2017

rick astley

an unexpected outcome, a total surprise..

many thought that rick astley was a black vocalist-- but when the music video came out it was a pale redheaded boy.. thus pulling a rick astley

guy 1: yo dude how was the chick last night???
guy 2: she looked mad good on myspace.. but that bitch had a dick!
guy 1: that bitch pulled a rick astley on ur ass!!
guy 2: shit!!

by nori k July 6, 2007

Ashlee Simpson

slightly worse than britney spears, but hey, at least britneys dancing makeup for her lipsynching...
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)

You make me want to lala...if the lala was roll over, vomit, and bag the vomit only to save it for a few weeks in the hot hot sun so i can mail it to you. for kwanzaa. it truly is a celebration of ur harvest...biatch.

by toocoolforschool42 February 20, 2005