irish breakfast

Refers to the act of cracking an egg into a pint of Guinness

"What are you doing with that egg,,, oh GOD!!!"
"It's called an Irish Breakfast yeah!"

by SWHustles June 16, 2016

irish outie

When you get spanked so hard it turns your vagina into a penis.
(Similar to the difference between an innie and outie belly button)

"Spank me, Sam!"

"I better be careful, I don't wanna give you an irish outie."

by fagwhorefaggit5583302 September 28, 2013

irish pumpkin

pumpkin with small stem

big irish pumpkin with a very small stem

by big irish daddy d October 20, 2010

irish muckbang

the act of an ‘irish muckbang’ is where in an orgy 3 simultaneous alabama hotpockets are preformed.

man that irish muckbang was crazy last night

by spicycheetoYSL August 6, 2019

Irish Bidet

To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with

I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet

by Skinny Junior December 30, 2021

Irish Unicorning

stealing your irish flatmates strap on and dildo and proceeding to strap it onto a drunk persons forehead so they look like a unicorn.

Tori: Liv is drunk, quick irish unicorning her!

by Irish Unicorn October 26, 2013

Irish Door

A drunk person's butthole.

Guy: God, that chick is drunk!
Creeper: See if you can get her in her irish door.

by OrdinaryFreak101 December 11, 2011