To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.
by whoopi July 23, 2006
Get the smell like oldmug. a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~
by asockworkorange May 27, 2018
Get the tired old queenmug. When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.
Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Get the Old Fashioned Christmasmug. by 5exyg1raff3 March 30, 2019
Get the old milk twistiesmug. by Dombih March 15, 2019
Get the Old ass kneesmug. by Uncle Larel January 22, 2023
Get the Under The Old Lawmug. Old Barney Tim is a great human that is other known as Jess. He has a wife named mrs Barney tim And a child potato. Potato’s birthday is tomorrow so happy birthday potato!!!!
Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.
All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.
Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.
Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.
Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.
All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.
Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.
Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.
Bad situation
Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!
Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!
by 12T16H March 13, 2019
Get the Old Barney Timmug.