Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly

Me and my wife tonight will be trying out the good old sludge hammer

by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021

Hiney Hammer

1.One who smashes booty with his peenockin.

2. One's penis solely used for the anal orifice.

Raven.... You ARE the hiney hammer.

by Sloppyfirsts April 30, 2010

Hammer Swinger

When a goof, has a hammer, and knows how to swing it.

Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”

Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”

by Royisab December 13, 2022

Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.

The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.

by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020

Hammer

Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided, inertial impact delivery device

I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.

Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.

by Daniel H. B. June 24, 2019

Downy Hammer

Someone with down syndrome who has an extraordinarily large penis.

Dude, Mason has a Downy Hammer!

Nah I heard Carter's is bigger

by WeAllHateMason September 8, 2025

Dakotan Dick hammer

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.

“Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammer…my cock still smells till this day…”

by The big slime March 16, 2025