candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.

'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

Toss The Candy

When one needs to stop a bully. Or when one is tossing the jizz rag away.

-Hey man! Make sure to toss the candy b4 them hoes get herrrr!
-Throw the candy and or "toss the candy" to make the bully go away

by annamarialilac November 02, 2009

candy roll

a dance were the the girl shakes their booty...but they really talkin about about shakin ur pussy

girl shake that candy roll for me

by pearlice October 29, 2007

Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

by CIA Napkin August 16, 2006

candy cane

Another slang term for a gay person.

Other similar terms: fruitcake, poptart, gumdrop, homo, and so on..

by hereandthere May 18, 2003

Armenian Candy Apple

When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.

My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 06, 2009

candy cane

a prop used to dance sexully at a skool dance

Dannii used a candy cane to get her freak on.

by Say & Day December 13, 2003