When you piss into an unraveled condom and tie it off, put it in the freezer, and wait 4 to 6 hours. When you return, it should be frozen. then, you invite a sister or cousin over, drug her, and stick it inside her using baby oil as lubricant.
by brody48f September 16, 2018
by jemal jackson April 23, 2008
A man who possesses a willy so small he takes his anger and jealousy out on everybody and thinks he has the biggest willy known to man. Generally gets disgusted anytime penises are mentioned in fear someone might ask him about his own.
Small-Willied Man- Man you are so bad at this game, I'm so much better than you fag, you're trash haha I'll fuck your mum
Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.
Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.
by An actual Big Willed Lad May 24, 2018
headshot heashot doublekill killsteak ultra kill godlike unstoppable most damage done by willy will 18 hits 18000 damage
2 hits/135dmg knife -- Terry Shaivo
2 hits/135dmg knife -- Terry Shaivo
by willy will April 08, 2005
During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
by raging redneck 69 August 05, 2015
by tge88 February 05, 2010
The eerie feeling you get from hearing someone's hi-def wet sloppy saliva in their mouth when they talk over the internet(like a youtube video).
by KatGunz August 20, 2011