The act of a guy tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind. The goal is to get a friend to look at your turtle soup so you can call him a nasty perv and punch him in the arm.
"Dude, does this shirt look wrinkled?"
(guy turns around and bends over for his friend to see when he looks.)
"Duuuude sick! Don't show me your turtle soup!"
"You're a nasty perv man..." (as he punches)
(guy turns around and bends over for his friend to see when he looks.)
"Duuuude sick! Don't show me your turtle soup!"
"You're a nasty perv man..." (as he punches)
by stephm22 February 14, 2010
Get the Turtle Soupmug. by bakergames June 13, 2017
Get the Turtle on my Kneemug. I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.
by Blenderhead91 April 9, 2009
Get the Getting Mud for the Turtlemug. A term derived from a day on skype where JinSeng, a member of a forum called Youtube Chorus kept repeating, "I like turtles" whenever there was an awkward silence. The term Jin likes turtles was coined when there was an awkward silence, and Jin is not there. It is a term anyone can use to fill in an awkward silence, and possibly change the subject when you run out of things to talk about.
I like turtles, the phrase Jin would repeat, came from a very popular youtube video where a little boy with zombie facepaint, was asked, "What do you think about this carnival?", and he replied with, "I like turtles." It has become a viral video across the web.
I like turtles, the phrase Jin would repeat, came from a very popular youtube video where a little boy with zombie facepaint, was asked, "What do you think about this carnival?", and he replied with, "I like turtles." It has become a viral video across the web.
Ex 1.
Person 1: "So, once I met this person who kept talking to me, and I liked them, but they were gay!"
*awkward silence*
Person 2: Jin likes turtles.
Person 1: "So, once I met this person who kept talking to me, and I liked them, but they were gay!"
*awkward silence*
Person 2: Jin likes turtles.
by Jay_Shay November 24, 2010
Get the Jin Likes Turtlesmug. The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.
Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.
Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.
Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.
Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.
Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.
by sexyface69 June 9, 2011
Get the Turtle-Beach Headbandmug. When you need to get laid or have other people support you in your chase for some booty . You shout out to the turtle God of sex, blast it wherever you can and try to get people to send you emojis of the turtle and sparkles . This increases your odds of having sex .
" I blasted out the Turtle God of sex all over HQ and my Snapchat "
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"
"Good for you bro your odds of loosing your virginity just increased significantly !"
by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018
Get the Turtle God of Sexmug. 