close your legs

A phrase spoken when you smell any unpleasant odor (stump dump, lobster boat, dumpster at the shrimp plant, paper mill)within earshot of any female.

Used commonly on the coast of Maine as far back as the mid-1980s
(When walking down near the fish auction): "Jesus Christ, Tammy, close your legs, you skank!"
by Maine-uh July 22, 2006
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Textless Leg Syndrome

Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.
There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.
by Texter 4000 January 12, 2009
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Double leg drop

An action performed by online streamers when being annihilated in a game or just being plain out salty AF.
The 'Double leg drop' is essentially raising your two legs up in the air and slamming them down on your desk in hopes to calm down or to abuse said desk

It is mostly performed by Twitch streamers however, the 'double leg drop' is also used by people on a variety of other platforms such as YouTube, Mixer, etc.
I saw xQc double leg drop his desk while he was streaming, that poor desk...
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Horse leg hitter

Getting lit tonight. Gonna pull out that horse leg hitter and get weird.
by Paul blartt September 29, 2018
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Lebanese leg lock

When a woman locks her legs around her man to make sure he cums inside her
“She’s pregnant?”

Yeah she did the Lebanese leg lock on her boyfriend.”
by Hollywood9789 November 15, 2022
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inside leg measurement

In the context of a request for information, an uncomfortably personal or intrusive question.
What else do you want, my inside leg measurement?
by anotherpseudonymofnote March 06, 2014
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eight legs up

Stoned to the point where your limbs and brain are no longer communicating. Inspired by the octopus emoji, which can be used to describe a stoned state. An octopus's limbs have their own nervous system independent of its brain.
Dude, I'm so baked I'm eight legs up!
by CuriousAlice August 10, 2015
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