Bum Jumish

Originated in the early 2000's, Bum Jum was a show of stupidity, and stuff. Bum Jumish is a word to define anything remotly stupid or in any way related to Bum Jum or Starbucks.

That dude is so Bum Jumish/this coffee is so Bum Jumish

by Cat House Productions May 31, 2004

Dumb bum

To be as stupid as an ass, clueless, or to be an ugly mong and another word for Dumb ass.

Nathan "shut up"
Chastaaza" Dumb bum go suck ya mum"
Nathan "😭😪"

by Zheizhei August 24, 2018

bum towel

A bum towel is a personal towel used specifically to dry ones butt cheeks (buttocks) and butt crack (inter gluteal cleft) after a bath, shower or swim.

The aim is to prevent wiping your arse over the rest of your body.

Did you just use my bum towel to wash your face? You just got my fecal matter all up in your grill.

by sharpchef March 23, 2015

bum bread

the act of shitting between 2 pieces of bread to create a sandwhich.

crocker: hey guys im back with a sandwich
me: you have most probably shat in that
ash: yeah he did he's eating bum bread.

by fleat101 July 11, 2011

cummy bum

When gay sex occurs in anal form a cummy bum is made

Oh Jamey u gave me such a cummy bum

by Benjamin leahy is not my real April 22, 2017

Urgent Bum

When you're in polite company but you've eaten a dodgy kebab the night before and your arse is about to explode with diarrhoea.

"Do excuse me Elizabeth, but the kebab I ate last night has given me a touch of the urgent bum."

by Pooisa October 16, 2017

bum-pumping

A male who pokes another males ass relentlessly with his piece

Mike was bum-pumping Liam

by 7841sugnuf May 26, 2010