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bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.
by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 6, 2023
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Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022
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bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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Chill under the bed

A term used typically by gay people meaning rough gay sex with black men
Alex: "Hey Jamal want to chill under the bed with me."
Jamal: "Sure bro."
by fags&Jews April 23, 2022
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Shit the Bed

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “
Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!
by Night-crew December 15, 2021
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best buddy in bed

something or someone that you snuggle with in bed
I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.
by iambek November 9, 2019
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Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what has a bed in it and the room is really messy
My bed dump is so messy I need to clean it
by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020
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