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July 11

the day that boys have to simp for girls real hard.
cj: u are so perfect, even when its not July 11
kate: I know simp.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE July 10, 2021
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July 11

July 11th is heather Samaan’s birthday
I the almost july 11th, that’s Heather Samaan’s birthday!
by Gdhdbdjbdve July 10, 2021
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Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!
I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.
by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012
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11 shuffle

The act of running when out of shape, which leads to severe soreness
I can't move my quads after I cam back from that 11 shuffle
by YogiBear July 25, 2012
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December 11

If your birthday is on december 11th youra great person, you never lie and you have very little instagram followers but in person a lot more friends than anyone ever
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9/11

9/11 is great. It's Kat's half birthday :)
by Kilo.seth November 24, 2021
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11 pm rule

past 11 pm people get horny, and say things over text they wouldnt wanna say
Whats the 11 pm rule?
"i get crazy horny over text"
by uhohuhoh1136 May 31, 2023
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