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Sweater Dog

Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.

Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.
When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.

The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.

Celeste hates being sweater dogged!
by Bertha FD April 28, 2015
mugGet the Sweater Dogmug.

Wright dog

Hangs around Davoren Usually carries an Adidas satchel and air maxes with black tech fleece jacket with cargo shorts. Got lockup yesterday for putting a seccy in a headlock. He got suspended at school for refusing to stop vaping in the school toilets. He rolled 5 cunts at once at Salisbury interchange. HE walks around clueless sometimes and we dont know what he's doing. But if wright dog wants something he will roll someone for it. He usually hangs with keldog and palm when he wants to go for a rage.
by kel dog October 20, 2021
mugGet the Wright dogmug.

flat dogging

It's like having sex doggy style, but the girl is laying flat on her stomach.
Yo man I was just flat dogging my girl and my dick got in so deep!
by Flat_dogging July 3, 2016
mugGet the flat doggingmug.

dog surgery

a term used to describe the most rancid and unpleasant things to exist. typically refers to smells but is aplicable to other things too.
i just know that nasty ass sandwich smelled like dog surgery 💀💀💀
by dermapetra July 18, 2022
mugGet the dog surgerymug.

potato dog

slang for pug.
HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!
by some white millenial November 29, 2017
mugGet the potato dogmug.

Dog Scale

13-17- pup
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear
by Saucebag June 3, 2016
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Shorn Dog

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.
Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
mugGet the Shorn Dogmug.

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