Give you a "baby shower"

When a guy finishes on your face.

Guy to his girl " I'm gonna give you a "baby shower". All over your face."

by ADray707 January 4, 2023

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

yous

you-s is "you is"

yous a opp nigga

by frankie 0 ping January 8, 2023

yea you should know

Yea fuck you you fucking dumbass

"How long is the class going to last today?"

"About 40 mins. It shouldn't take too long."

"Ok"

"Wait weren't you here yesterday?"

"Yea"

"Yea you should know."

by WhoGivesAShitAnymore January 8, 2023

Kills you

something said by little bitches who want to sound threatening, often said by the male version of horse girls.

*challenges their bullshit* "kills you"

by PeteTheHeat1010 January 9, 2023

You mean a universe and a half to me

So it's, in my opinion, a better way to say: "you mean the world to me" because the universe is infinitely greater, bigger, and stronger than just the world. "And a half" is the basic meaning of it, where in this case, you'd use it as a way to say that something is very good, large, etc. ( in a positive sense, of course).

"You mean a universe and a half to me"

by Prince of death January 9, 2023

You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023