I crush the tiki

When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋

Alex loves the tiki so much so so much. He thinks it’s better than the alien.

Alex: Sometimes I love to crush the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )

Dan: Bro what? 🤨🤨🤨

Alex: Erm according to my research. 🤓👆I crush the tiki means. When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋

by April stars August 15, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I WOuld Like A Cigarrette<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WOuld Like A Cigarrette<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WOuld Like A Cigarrette<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 09, 2025

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

I can see when im not wanted

When someone does not feel appriciated in a friend group so leaves, this often occurs in xbox party's

"I can see when im not wanted"
*leaves party*

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 03, 2024

I Work On Principals On Work I

I Work On Principals On Work I

I Work On Principals On Work I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025