Spider-Man in

When your beating your meat and cum all over your hand. Flicking your wrist to get the cum off.
I shot my load all in my hand I was spider-man in it to get it off my hand.
by Ajax009 September 28, 2020
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Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
by NurseCaca December 07, 2018
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the man broke the man he a joke song called fake id
"girl i met this guy yeste-" "the man broke the man he a joke"
by SEUNGMINISYUMMY January 16, 2024
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benedicts man

Them 2 homo boys there, is 2 benedicts man
by Suck it like ah lolipop April 14, 2024
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Ginger bread man

When you ejaculate on a woman’s face and proceed to rub your ball sac across her forehead through the semen (to apply the frosting) creating a ginger bread man.
When I nutted on that hoe’s forehead and rubbed my nut sac straight up n’ down her face I yelled, “Merry Christmas, bitch!” And that’s how you make a ginger bread man.
by Dross5160 December 20, 2019
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Maytag Man

A person who waits for a problem to arise to get things done; someone who procrastinates.
You can't trust a Maytag Man to keep our decaying infrastructure in a state of good repair.
by chapinocano March 30, 2018
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