when the vamps bite into a lad and suck him like a capri-sun pouch. commonly used as slang in the frat/soror vamp communities. often accompanied by a circle of vamps chanting in a frat bro way, not a cult way. like a harem but for tasty tasty blood-all the immortal mosquitos les gusta 😍😍😍.
“Did you see Edward drinking him dry over there in the circle of people chanting, “chug, chug!” ?”
“He must be opening up a boy with the cold ones”.
“He must be opening up a boy with the cold ones”.
by suchamadladrugbylad June 5, 2022
Get the opening up a boy with the cold onesmug. Boy that wears his boots on a daily basis An didn’t just wake up one day an started wearing them because of his friends. Knows how to hunt fish an get a little mud on his boots. Got an nice little booty in his jeans an dips cause he looks good doing it.
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Carlee: man he’s one real country boy with that dip in his lip an that nice booty too;)
Hannah: girl i know he’s a hottie! He’s one of those real country boys.
Hannah: girl i know he’s a hottie! He’s one of those real country boys.
by Page-mom February 1, 2018
Get the real country boysmug. by Caitlin__newell April 17, 2019
Get the Van boymug. Fraud wr on Minnesota Vikings
by TAHHHHHHH September 25, 2022
Get the Griddy boymug. by GermanRedVWines June 24, 2020
Get the beef boimug. Am absolutely meaningless word salad used by victims of manipulation when someone breaks free from the cult and starts to call their horrendous actions out
I told my homegirl about her boyfriend's horrendous actions. She believed me but when tried to confront him, everyone just told me "don't dog the boys". Don't ask me what the fuck that's supposed to mean but, while we're here, let's make it clear that group wanking in the Hungry Jack's bathroom does not count as employment!!!
by iDontTrustYou November 17, 2025
Get the Don't dog the boysmug. A worthless piece of shit manwhore that likes to fling his dick into girls wherever he goes and so is always prepared with his big boy balloons so 1 + 1 doesn't equal 3!!
'Dang Charlie only 2 balloons left in a 10 pack? You really are a balloon boy huh'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'
by Bigbighorse3 February 6, 2025
Get the Balloon boymug.