btw i use arch

People who groom children

User 1: btw I use arch
User 2: oh so you groom children
User 1: Yea

by 1JKLDRFKL;ERF June 13, 2024

I have Neurosemantical Inversitis

A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.

Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!

by 🐝 vs 🌽 June 16, 2024

Gamster Kitpvp War I

In Gamster, kitpvp war III Xaw, was a very powerful clan with a lot of cheating retarded niggers. Their leader being the most deadliest Miyahi. They owned kitpvp for more than 6 years. They were deemed unbeatable. Only a few clans were able to defend themselves against xaw. Such as SENT, SENTINELS QD, QUICKDROPPED and lastly NDBF NODEBUFF. Those clans were the highest in power. But they didn't stand a chance against Xaw. Untill one clan showed up. This clan was growing up so quickly it was catching Xaw's attention. Then 2023 Event Horizon steps in. With its leader being Burhh, A former Mineberry Legend. Destroying both Xaw and QD The most deadliest clans on Kitpvp ever. Miyahi and Andreeeeew The QD Leader Were fuming they fought and fought but. Event Horizon was always the one that finished on top. After a while of battling each other over and over Xaw, The clan known to be the most deadliest and most feared was banished by Event Horizon. QD was able to withstand Event Horizon's wrath but not for too long. 2024 QD, crumbles into pieces of dust to Event Horizon and QD was gone for good. Then Event Horizon continues to destroy more clans and win a few squidwars here and there. They all have sex together especially with their Leader Burhh, and his pupil Rayloss. They fuck and cum everywhere! untill Event Horizon slowly falls down. But they did not lose a single battle after defeating the most deadliest clans in the kitpvp world. They were legends upon the kitpvp community.

Yoooo. did you know that this RETARD fought in Gamster kitpvp War I ?!
Lol stupid veezra imagine losing in Gamster kitpvp War I

by ray4c June 16, 2024

I found my penis

the discoverey of your penile

EEE i found my penis

by The smallest of the peeps June 17, 2024

i-miss-izzy

they miss izzy

i-miss-izzy so much

by flowers3176 June 18, 2024

Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

i am sick :(

i hate life

i am sick

im at school
i have to do an englisg test
and i hav e done a physics test

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i prob failed it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i wanna go hooomee

i am sick :(

i wanna gooo hoooooooomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 20, 2024