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Shit guzzler

Person that likes to guzzle down on shit for pleasure or money or both
I heard hailey is a shit guzzler might see if I can get her to guzzle my shit
by Shit guzzler March 4, 2023
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Shit Show

When a group, situation, etc goes ass end up and is no longer controllable or manageable.

When a person, place, or thing exhibits an abundance of chaos and controversy
HiCaliber is a Shit Show there is so much controversy surrounding it
by Aerindi May 16, 2018
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Shit

An incredibly flexible light swear word in the English language. It can be used practically anywhere, anytime, and usually unlike hard swears like the F-bomb, the word shit isn't that vulgar, and is often used even in professional situations. It literally means feces, but it's come to be a word used to describe just about anything people don't like.
I'm tired of lugging all this shit back and fourth to school every day
Awww shit! I hit my head!
Oh come on, I stepped in dog shit.
You're a millionaire yet work at McDonalds? You're full of shit!
2020 was quite a shitty year
I forgot my phone, I locked myself out of the car, and I'm gonna be late to work. What a shit show!
I know you're lying to me! Cut the shit!
Holy shit that was a close call!
I know you're plotting to prank me again, you little shit.
I'm tired of all this shit going on at work!
Why would you do that? Shithead!
This guy at work is clueless, he really has shit for brains.
I don't want to work as a plumber. They constantly work in piles of shit.
Bullshit! I'm not doing any of that!
When someone tells me they're smart yet they don't know the 7 continents, I know they're telling a load of horseshit
People who accuse Alabamans of being inbred are basically shitting on the whole state and its people
That shit's cool, I want it.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021
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shit da shit

when one man doesnt fuck a women and his friend give him shit and so he doesnt give a shit so he says fuck my life or "shit da shit"
Ed: you fuckin pussy u didnt fuck her
Justin: Shit da shit , fuck off
by Nathaniel Davis August 6, 2008
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Gay little shit

A gay little shit is someone no 1 likes
by Sams shed shop December 12, 2020
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Bitchy shit talking ho/hag whore

Someone wanted to mention "feeling bad" for shit talkers in a blog so I thought I'd write this: I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR PSYCHO HOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think someone should SELL BIG FAT CORKS to slam in their mouths because there's SO MANY OF THEM. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A COMPLETE LOSER WOULD DO. “SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT ME. I FEEL BAD FOR THEM.” THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE THESE HOS SHOULD LITERALLY DIE!!!!! YET IT'S “SO ACCEPTABLE" FOR FEMALE DOGS TO GOSSIP AT ALL TIMES. At work, at school, out, etc. WHEREVER THEY FUCKING GO — THE TRASH!!!! SO YEAH!!!!!!! I'M CALLING U {THE BLOGGER OR ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT} A COMPLETE LOOOOSSSEEER 'CUZ U DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. KINDA LIKE “PROSTITUTE PITY" — THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY OF THOSE TOO!!!!!!!! L.O.L.!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN WHAT'S THERE TO “FEEL BAD FOR"???!!!!!!!!! THESE LOSERS DON'T WANNA GROW UP AND THEY NEVER WILL BE ADULTS. THAT SHIT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY OR “FUN" LIKE THEY CLAIM IT TO BE. More people need to be conscious of these HO BAGS AND THWART THEM OUT OF SOCIETY, NOT PAT THEM ON THE BACK SAYING “AAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" — I MEAN GET THE FUCK REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE COMPLETE TRASH!!!!!!!! THEY AIN'T EVEN HUMAN!!!!!! THEY'RE JUST SCUMBAGS W/ THEIR SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE ———EXPECTING——— PEOPLE TO “FEEL BAD 4 THEM" YEAH — I NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!
Example:"She's a Bitchy shit talking ho/hag whore : YEAH!!!!! - KNOWS NOTHING BUT SAYS EVERYTHING BAD ABOUT EVERYONE INCLUDING PEOPLE THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW!!!"
More of above answer: YO — DOGS NEED TO STAY OUTTA THE MOTHA FUCKIN' WAY!!! GO HIDE YOUR UGLY DAMNED FACE 'CUZ U WANNA TRY AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD AZ UR DUMB UGLY NAZTY AZZ LOOKS!!! HOS!!!! I DO LAUGH AT THEIR NAZTIER THAN SHIT AZZ- YEAH BUT ONLY SO MUCH BEFORE I WANNA KILL ONE!!!!! YO JUST DIE OUTTA SOCIETY — U TRASH AZZ SCUM!!!! GO DIE FROM YOUR STDS U FUCKING PROSTITUTE HOS!!!! SLA-SLA -SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLUT!!!!!!!!! WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT?????!!!!!!! YEAH — I SAID IT ALL RIGHT HERE AND NOW U FUCKING USELESS AZZ HO DOG SKANKZ!!!!!!!!L.O.L.!!!!!!! PROUD TO B ME - SUUUUCKAAHHZZZ!!!!!!L.M.A.O. HOS!!!!!! HAG WHORE DIKES!!!!!! 'Z WHY U TALK SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME CUZ U R A DUMB AZZ LITERAL IN THE CLOSET DIKE!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER COME OUT THOUGH — U R TOO AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!! U'D RATHER TALK OCD SHIT ALL OF THE FUCKIN' TIME TO DEFEND HOW HOMOSEXUAL U AREN'T WHEN U ACTUALLY R LLLLOOOOOSSSEEERRRSS!!!!!!!YO DIE IN YOUR MISERY HOS!!!!!! JUST BITE THAT BULLET!!!!!!! U KNOW YOU WANT TO PUT THE BARREL IN YOUR ROTTEN DECAYING STD INFESTED MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER U BRATTY AZZ FUCKING RAT!!!!!NOBODY WANTS U HAG WHORE BIOTCH!!!KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!! NOBODY WILL MIZZ YOU FUGLY UGLAY NAZTY AZZ SKANKZ!!!!!L.M.A.O.!!!THE PATHETICISM IS REAL AND NOBODY NEEDS TO FEEL ANYTHING 4 U HAG WHORE HO RAGS!!!! L.M.A.O.!!!!
by This ain't PSUEDO!! May 6, 2022
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shit-stained ballz

When your banging a chick, who didn't wipe her ass good after she took a massive dump .. and your saggy balls are smacking her dirty asshole while fucking her pussy ...this is when you get "shit-stained ballz".
Dam bro, becky needs to start wiping her ass after she takes a shit, I pounded her pussy last night ..and got a bad case of "shit-stained ballz"
by Dunkin D April 22, 2016
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