i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

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Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

by anonymous February 3, 2022

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I Just Cracked My Nucks

When you crack your knuckles.

I Just Cracked my Nucks not my nuts

by Icrackedmynucks April 9, 2021

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I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.

Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn

by XenoGent February 3, 2022

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Once again…
Our love we see…
You may know exactly what I mean…
The twenty six…
Of the month of one….

Our love shines…
When we are near…
I love seeing you…
Even if it is only your rear🔥🔥

One day…
I pray…
Seeing you…
I will do every day!!!!
I love you!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 26, 2024

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