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If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?

God "If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?"

Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
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Yous

The celebration of your besties, or a person that is fucking annoying or just nice
Hey, when are we gonna celebrate “Yous”?
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I love you more

A statement which, if said first, does mean that person loves the other person more.
World - "I love you more!"
Yeo - "No I do!"
World - "Nuh uh! I said it first!"
by TheBIGWorld June 21, 2022
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Got something you want to tell me?

Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.
Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022
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when you

It is literally the first two words of every typical normie meme. The phrase is so overused that it's become a sort of ironic meta-reflection of meme culture
Literally nobody:

Memelord69: when you 🤣🤣😂😂😂
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You got Mickey Mouse?

When Starling doesn’t keep up with slang
Person A: “You got Mickey Mouse?”

Starling: “what??!”

Person A: “Mickey mouse

Starling: “Is that slang for some sort of drugs??”
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