Man Mace

When a guy cums without warning during oral, don't swallow, spit-take his cum in his eyes

I went home with a Tinder date, I was eager to get laid but he got too excited and came early, so I gave him the Man Mace and dipped tf out of there.

by DarkestOverlord December 03, 2023

Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.

- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.

by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022

Preggo Man

The act of gay sex were the man puts his dick in his partners dick and goes ham till he cums and gets his man pregnant

Tim just turned me into a preggo man

by Mojo38 May 13, 2018

Man Sip

When you tell someone you just want a sip of there drink, but take more like a chug

A: bro let me get a sip of that

B: what the fuck! way to take a man sip asshole!

by Knowledgeable1! December 10, 2009

Man looking

When your man is looking for something and can’t find it and doesn’t move objects around to find it.

Hunny, where are my keys?! I can't find them! Right where you left them. Stop man looking!

by Starfish84 March 07, 2023

old man drool

After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..

I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..

by TerableT May 21, 2023

Pet Man

A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.

Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.

by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022