Left Dick Sag Disorder

a wise man who has never been in a realtionship dick´s sag to right. as soon as a onse wise man gets into a realtionship he is then prompted with the thought ¨man this nigga better not fuck me over gang¨. well guess what g, the nigga fucked you over💀. now the unhappy man´s dick now is sagging to the LEFT as the nigga didnt treat him RIGHT.

awareness must be created, never let a nigga fuck you over left dick sag disorder is a 100% common side affect of getting into a realtionship. be careful out there you never know who gon fuk u over next. ¨the most poisonous people come disguised as friends or family¨-a wise nigga

man this bitch finna get me Left Dick Sag Disorder.. I better hop outa this jawn.

by white boy conner May 18, 2022

Dick Don’t Pay For Strange

You know that.

Dick Don’t pay for strange you know that

by Steven Anita Smith December 9, 2021

Are you shitting my dick

Are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick right now

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

poo poo shit dick

What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.

"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."

by Chase Manley October 24, 2006

Suck Todays Dick

To take a massive rip out the bong (LUX Scientific or whatever you have) for the first time each day. Every day

yo, what time is it?

TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK!!!!!

by All Day Every Day March 13, 2009

Dick fart suprise

The act of capturing penal flatulence in a bag and asking a partner to sniff and/or inhale in order to become sexually aroused.

He became hard when he inhaled the dick fart suprise.

by Dr. Geuse May 4, 2009

urban DICK tionary

A web site that enables, bi, lesbian, and gay dudes to meet in sexual activity.

Peter: Hey Stephen! Wanna go kiss?
Stephen: Hell yeah!!! Let's go do it virtually at urban DICK tionary!!!

by abercrombie addict January 25, 2009