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Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.
'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'
by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012
mugGet the Zombie Typingmug.

zombie

When a male is reachin his climax and gets the girls attention ten EJACULATES in her eyes turning her into a "zombie"
by Sexoligist January 28, 2014
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mobile zombie

The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.
London has been filling up more and more with mobile zombies lately
by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010
mugGet the mobile zombiemug.

Zombies Privilege

A term used by mega Virgins who refuse to play CoD Zombies; A term used to describe salty people who shit on those who play games like Fortnite instead of CoD Zombies.
Timmy: Can you play Zombies for once?

Retard: REEEEE ZOMBIES PRIVILEGE
by Bespeckled July 26, 2018
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zombie appointment

A seemingly random calendar invite that shows up in your diary; the origins of which appear to be unknown.
by ForMrAbel May 4, 2018
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zombys mom

its zombys mom
by zomby2wee84892 November 29, 2020
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Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.
How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021
mugGet the Penis Zombiemug.

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