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Zombie

The great great zombie once said......
by Dewaz April 27, 2022
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Tiny Spaceman Zombie

A Tiny man in space that eats Martians and rocks. Very lumpy humanoid retarded thing that never knows what it is doing.
What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.
by Poopness November 9, 2010
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Zombie Tweaker

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.
I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.
by Juancabeza May 19, 2025
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Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023
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zombie app

A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.

Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.

They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018
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Zombie Lab Order

A Zombie Lab Order is a Lab Order in the Message Center that will not 'go away' no matter how many times the user signs off on it. It cannot be killed.
Oh my gosh! I don't know if I followed up on this order, I think I did but it's still in my inbox. I'm so confused, it's like a Zombie Lab Order!
by EMR Nerd February 26, 2021
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Zombie news-corp

When all the news corporations in your country are dead. no longer independent or bought up by the highest bidder. Freedom of press is dead and has come back in the form of propaganda.
all the news in this country has become a zombie news-corp, I may as well stop paying attention.
by Jake Jimmy Smith October 15, 2020
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