Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness
I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.
by St Ias November 15, 2005
The sudden dread you feel from looking for something vital in your pockets and not finding it until the very last pocket.
"Where is my wallet? No, no, NO, oh shoot there it is. I just gave myself a three pocket panic attack."
by BlueAx July 05, 2012
when two people go to a show and go into the pit and one usually the larger bends over at the waist and leans forward. The other friend usually the more agile one runs jumps and spins over his friends back getting in excess of five feet of air
dude you missed it, at the devil wears prada concert that guy three foot pussy stomped that dude and knocked him cold out
by Evan and Winthrop May 06, 2008
When, after a night of drinking or about to leave a friends house or party, you pat down your pockets for your three most important items.
1.Wallet
2. Cellphone
3. Keys
1.Wallet
2. Cellphone
3. Keys
After a night of heavy drinking, Chris performed the three pat pocket check to make sure he had his wallet,cellphone and keys.
Jack: Hey man lets go.
Jacob: Sure, lemme do a pocket check.
Jack: Hey man lets go.
Jacob: Sure, lemme do a pocket check.
by Derpdaderp July 22, 2011
Women that are very very fat that hit on you at the bar. So disgusting that not even the light switch can justify that one.
by gravytrain95 November 15, 2007
by Chlo..21 April 11, 2022
when four people do the 69. two are back to back. then the other two get on. one underneath, and one on top. its a tower like structure of fucking.
by punkassbitchnigger April 21, 2011