wet bbq

That time when you shave your pubes, but the party turned out to be a complete let down.

After all this effort I hope it isn't going to turn out as a wet bbq.

by DavidJones97 August 12, 2016

Wet Softball

An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.

Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.

by Jeffalooboo June 3, 2020

Wet Charles

A wet willie in the ass

I gave my girl a wet Charles last night. Nearly scared the shit out of her

by BC42! September 20, 2022

Wet Isaiah

A wet Isaiah is what you call it when you use hot car oil as lube for an intense session of gay sex.

Hey baby, you want to try out the wet Isaiah? I want to heat things up!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

Wet Mammo

Short for wet mammogram. When you place your breast into a teacup and pour hot water. And then you steep it with hot water.

Get your sick ass to the kitchen and fix yourself a wet mammo.

by themilkmaid October 14, 2021

Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021

wet curdle

A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting

Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil

1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform

Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder

And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine

Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang

by Ryazaki Redd January 18, 2018