Half-Way Rule

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.

Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!

by WREKLESS April 9, 2023

way to run the family

When one of they guys/girls you either used to talk to or date starts talking to or starts dating someone else in your family.

“My ex girlfriend is talking to my cousin.”
“Wow, she’s running the family”
“Yeah, way to run the family”

by teski6922 May 1, 2018

Mississippi Breeze Way

When you fart under the sheets, lift and drop your legs thus pushing the fart up from under the blankets between you and your partner in bed.

Last night I was gassy and Rachel was prepared for a Dutch Over so I hot her with the Mississippi Breeze Way instead.

by Ol Brummy March 6, 2021

cowboy three way

A three way in which a mother and daughter are the females involved.

The MILF I met last night got mad at me for suggestion her daughter join us in a cowboy three way.

by Drock1954 June 25, 2017

learning the way of the samurai

sleeping;

be quiet he is learning the way of the samurai

by jobin mcgrubles September 28, 2009

One Way Mirror

Someone becomes a "One Way Mirror" when they are attempting to form a relationship with someone, but is the only one individual is interested in bonding. This leads to very one-sided relationships where one person knows a lot about the other, but it can't be said vice-versa.

Person 1 :Jack is being a total One Way Mirror, he won't leave me alone & keeps asking me all these questions. He knows so much about me, but I don't even know what classes he's taking.

Person 2: What a creep, can't he take a hint?

by blufrd April 29, 2021

JK all the way

Short for, "Just kidding, all the way". It is used by many of the same people who say things like, "See you later, alligator" and "Bye-bye butterfly". It is presumed that the kind of people who say these things suffered some sort of serious rhyme shortage as children.

"Hey, did you hear? Jerry just got hit by a car!"

"Oh my god, is he okay?"

"Haha, you fell for it! JK all the way!"

by Se@horse15 December 16, 2012